cant be fucked with chrismas this year

just not in the mood

heresy

I've bought my boyfriend and my mum presents and that's it

oh i'm not getting anyone shit

giving people gifts is the most painful shit

I love getting stuff for my boy

Not so much anyone else

oh well if you're in a relationship that'd make sense

because you can have a decent idea of what they'd want

wish the best and all that

i don't fucking know what my friends want for christmas

I dont have a christmas tree up either

I still need to get EVERYONES presents lmao

Keiran is doing secret santa bs with his flatmates and his family and I'm just like

this is disappointing to me

Lmao

Except tshirt, already got his

just give em money, let them decide what to get @Semen Demon

i don't have money

sad

@Eddie When you say boy do you mean child or boyfriend?

i can give them a sad handjob

She means boyfriend

Oooh

ye

It’s a terrifying thought some people here could have spawn.

if you want a GREAT christmas present you could try anal

I have my works christmas night out tomorrow

No fucking idea what the dress code is tho

@LorneM tea is having a kid

Naw he’s not

Yeah, Teas gonna be a dad

his wife's pregnant?

What

Not even joking

so he is

yeah

he wants a girl

damn

she's preggers