As well as the sausage hash browns and all that shit

Deep fry it all

@Mike The Dick you pop the whole egg, shell and all, into the frier

Oh is that how they make a scotch egg?

"teach me to cook" is a pretty broad subject. anything in particular? learn how to follow a recipe, if you need techniques google it. once you have an understanding of how recipes work you can tweak @Kai

Kinda

Yeah dude

you'd have to boil it, then coat it in breadcrumbs, and put it in a deep fryer?

Oh teach me how cook chicken

to

Ooooooooo thats a leap

@Kai eat it raw like a man

Basics of cooking meat

how? boiled? poached? roasted? baked? grilled? fried?

Like a whole chicken?

I'll dm you

Im playing league

I'll answer tomorrow, i want sleep

Why cook when you can live off take aways, beans on toast, and fried everything?

Oh, and pot noodles

thought you were going to bed deceiver @Kai

Cus that leads to a degen lifestyle

I live off instant ramen whwn left on my own

I was being sad at your insults

And beans on toast

Sausage egg mushroom butties

I used to do that, frozen foods mainly

Sausage hashbrown, or hashbrown egg

Once you learn a few recipes or even just how to make a roast dinner then youre living

Frozen instant meals are great for mid raid eating

Hopefully not whilst still frozen

First challenge is to learn to make mac and cheese without just buying one of those shitty microwave meals

@Pip you wanna buy me food I have hit peak brokeness

I warm it up with my 2nd computer

@coattailsandbowties im living on instant noodles and mini cheddars

But you have actual income

Fuck you

I just leech off family

don't you get shit from the rental place whatever thing

I pay to live at home

Jfc that's harsh