no

so shut your gob

But I was talking to you

shut thy pie

Shit my gob? We need scat

fuckin whities <:GWqlabsFacepalm:405043237116444674>

@soup dad how much is a pizza

Oof

You got me there pal

@Kai you fucking darkie what do you want

uh a kroger pizza is 2.60

kroger

wtf

2.60 USD that is

funny my dr.pepper cherry cost 1.95

ok then fuck you too kai

i meant

in calories

So while i was downstairs, i got some brussel sprout flavoured walkers

i'm going to bed, if you want shit dm me in the morning @Kai

@Pip end yourself.

@coattailsandbowties nighty night

oh sorry

I was playing vidya games

Teach me to cook

lmao liar

Honestly just start out easy

Fry ups are a good place to start

Yeah but dont ever try again if you cant fry an egg on the first go

Am I dreaming or is T making me messier

Just deep fry the egg

Nigga how do you deep fry an egg?

As well as the sausage hash browns and all that shit

Deep fry it all

@Mike The Dick you pop the whole egg, shell and all, into the frier

Oh is that how they make a scotch egg?

"teach me to cook" is a pretty broad subject. anything in particular? learn how to follow a recipe, if you need techniques google it. once you have an understanding of how recipes work you can tweak @Kai

Kinda

Yeah dude

you'd have to boil it, then coat it in breadcrumbs, and put it in a deep fryer?

Oh teach me how cook chicken