Give a dude a hand job then

Like seriously party games are more fun intoxicated or under the influence.

lol china's got the MQ right
https://twitter.com/i/status/1071267498874433542

drunken duck game

Why does China get away with it tho

Id rather do something i enjoy and get some kind of pleasure out of instead @Kai

I like how muslims do way worse on the regs but china, is the focus

cause money

Cuz there are a billion people there, so if one million goes missing no one really notices

They can't right narrow down the perpetrators since they all look the same @Lord King Murder Fuck

Ha

@Shut Up Eve I'm sure you can learn to enjoy handjobs or something else

I'm not here to give you the best advice, just advice

But like the only reason to own a switch in my opinion is for when your lads come over and you wanna get fucked up and play the fuck out of some party games

i don't regret picking up a switch

soyboy

I regret getting my xbox tbh

@Lord King Murder Fuck Man I wish I was as manly and cool as you

"hello population that's proven to produce violent extremists the world over, we shall treat you the same as the rest of our citizenry because reasons"

soyboy says the soyboy

That’s cuz ur a bitch

@Kai iunno mate. Battlefield? Halo? Most games?

not really much manliness to beat out of jackie tbh, the switch would have no effect

Switch is great tbh

i've only got 1 joycon so max i can do is 2 player

i'm getting an actual controller for christmas tho

@Kai the fuck you mean. How is playing video games with your friends on an Nintendo switch "manly"

Xbox is the worst console this gen, exclusives are shared with PC most of the time

the default controllers are absolute aids though

fuck off i'm an actual chad @Ruger

tbh get a snes and just play street fighter 2 because it's still the greatest fighting game ever made

no.

yeah joycons aren't the comfiest

No you specifically mentioned how you only use the switch when drunk and with friends cause you're cool

Wrong

I'm a PC gaming chadjeet

@Kai that's what adults do at parties, but okay

they kind of work in the handheld mode I guess

"Adults"

lmao

Does the switch controllers really live up to its claims of feeling like things and simulated weight torch?