Promise

Buy me a sweaty KFC bucket and call me pretty. All I need

@Bonk first dealer of mine 😃

Sweetest bloke you could meet.

@Bonk a whole bucket? Kinda pricey. you worth it?

I'll split it with you and even let you choose the sides

On account of you idiots, I almost missed ma bus stop

Fuck you

i once watch one of my flatmates put a whole bucket away by himself, was like watching a nature documentary

I’ve put a bucket away on my own

Did he throw the bones away into a mass grave? @Ruger

nah just spent the rest of the day moaning and farting like a mexican pensioner

What a boy.

he was from yer neck of the woods, top lad tbh

@cig mouse it's Lola the pug you fuck

I've been tempted to ask them to fill a bucket with hot wings before but they probably wouldn't be happy assisting my suicide

i have also thought of this

@Bonk ask em to fill it with gravy

Theyll do it

i could eat hot wings till i pass out tbh

Same

And charge you the price of just an extra side

I would shit myself to death after a whole bucket though

I want hot wings now

@FenderBender you adress mebwith respect ya cunt

This cool

no

no

Far from it

so cool

not even close to legal

You feckless idgit @cig mouse

they arent even legal here

Morning @soup dad

@Limmat @Jackie @Deleted User

yes hello

whiksi stop messing with him

Theyre legal if you can see them

@FenderBender Filthy kulak badly tied sack of useless shite, feck off back to the whole ye came from

i have one thats a comb lol