Message from @Mike The Dick
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This is considered news now
It’s better than half of the shit I see on the news
Not to mention that it happens daily
I’d rather read about a guy beating his meat while in an over watch queue than a millionth article about how trump is literally Satan
What a completely pointless news article
Maybe
Umbungo
So was this some journalist playing over watch or did someone send them the information about a dude beating his meat?
Both
They probably just stole it off reddit
What happened.
2nd coming of Christ
Must have been a slow news day. The author Bill Cooney writes 3-4 articles a day
Fucking retard isn't even wearing proper school uniform
Send him to the tard room
He’s probably already in the yard room
Tard*
Fuck is that haircut?
Lol you guys have uniforms
Uniforms are better imo
Then take their lunch money
They both look like inbread potatoes tbh
What kind of rich ass school do you go to
My school doesn’t have uniforms. But then we have red necks showing up in pajamas every day
That's not a rich ass school most UK schools use scanners
Because we're not uncivilised monkeys
Don't dox yourself
Our school uniform is a confederate flag and overalls
You go to a gay school? @ExPresident
meanwhile, cycling to school as a kid here in AUS, swooped to shit by magpies and plovers, can't slow down or the wheels start to melt to the road
When your forced to wear specific clothes in school, you are treated like animals
Nah, I go to a rootin tootin country school
Nah man I prefer uniforms not just some sleezy shit you gotta look good you know
In other words a gay school
lol yea
Epic
When you google my school you can find middle schoolers drinking fireball
sans undertale
Epic
we had some fuckin vampire chick as head of the school