Message from @Hammond_of_Texas

Discord ID: 522011404916621315


2018-12-11 11:22:04 UTC  

Australia is the strange expansion pack no one expected but everyone loved

2018-12-11 11:22:07 UTC  

Australia’s fukd mate

2018-12-11 11:22:11 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/522010203626012683/image0.jpg

2018-12-11 11:22:24 UTC  

Summer nats tho

2018-12-11 11:22:44 UTC  

Nothing screams Christmas like a barbie at the beach'

2018-12-11 11:22:51 UTC  

Romanesque cathedrals are insane yo

2018-12-11 11:22:53 UTC  

it took 30 cops to kill one absolute madman wearing this armour

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/522010381460307988/Ned_kelly_armour_library.JPG

2018-12-11 11:23:13 UTC  

Only one boot

2018-12-11 11:23:19 UTC  
2018-12-11 11:23:26 UTC  

Is the other lodged in a cop’s ass somewhere?

2018-12-11 11:23:37 UTC  

Yes

2018-12-11 11:23:48 UTC  

Madlad

2018-12-11 11:23:51 UTC  

@Hammond_of_Texas those fuckin burnout competitions are full of mad lads

2018-12-11 11:23:58 UTC  

That’s gonna be a mad lad one day

2018-12-11 11:24:09 UTC  

"Kelly laughed as he shot at and taunted the police. "You can't hurt me," he declared. "I'm bullet-proof." He called upon Dan and Hart to assist him, and they began firing at the police from the hotel. After diving to the ground to avoid one of Ned's shots, Sergeant Steele realised that the figure's legs were unprotected. He shot at them twice with his shotgun, the second blast tearing apart Kelly's hip and thigh. He staggered for a moment, then fell to the ground and moaned, "I'm done, I'm done". Steele seized him, but Kelly fired again, blowing the sergeant's hat off and burning the side of his face. It was only once the helmet was removed that the police realised it was Kelly. He gradually became quiet, shot in the left foot, left leg, right hand, left arm and twice in the region of the groin,** although no bullet had penetrated his armour.**"

2018-12-11 11:24:10 UTC  

Nah it's just loads of drunk Australians

2018-12-11 11:24:27 UTC  

bush fags

2018-12-11 11:24:43 UTC  

those are about as destructive as demo derbys

2018-12-11 11:24:53 UTC  

wish i had the money to light my car on fire every month

2018-12-11 11:25:31 UTC  

@Pirate that's pretty intense

2018-12-11 11:26:57 UTC  

And yeah Tex those guys have their motors at high res for so long it's not uncommon for them to blow up in the burnout competition

2018-12-11 11:27:06 UTC  

Anyone else hyped for MP-44

2018-12-11 11:28:25 UTC  

fucking bogans

2018-12-11 11:31:50 UTC  

is it true abbos sleep on the highway

2018-12-11 11:32:02 UTC  

in the northern territory yeah

2018-12-11 11:32:24 UTC  

in winter it's the warmest place to sleep

2018-12-11 11:32:31 UTC  

lol

2018-12-11 11:33:07 UTC  

brisbane has a few that do

2018-12-11 11:33:46 UTC  

sounds like we are talking about some kind of indigenous aussie snake but nope, its niggers

2018-12-11 11:34:15 UTC  

Its not even that bad in the us

2018-12-11 11:36:50 UTC  

morning tex

2018-12-11 11:36:54 UTC  

your niggas aren't the indigenous humans

2018-12-11 11:36:54 UTC  

how's your day going

2018-12-11 11:37:17 UTC  

mornin aya, pretty good pulled an all nighter

2018-12-11 11:37:18 UTC  

how are u

2018-12-11 11:38:10 UTC  

heya tex

2018-12-11 11:38:31 UTC  

hey eve. neat the cool soys are around

2018-12-11 11:38:48 UTC  

good, just went to pilates

2018-12-11 11:39:00 UTC  

people still do pilates?

2018-12-11 11:39:03 UTC  

...yes

2018-12-11 11:39:12 UTC  

thought that was another Tae-Bo fad