Following cycle plus birth control = happy days

No basement

only attic

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if you can keep up with that, I'm sure she'd be happy 😂 but sperm can survive in the gal for a good few days if she's not on bc, so you could take a 3 day weekend and that would probably also do great.

if it's more at the beginning of the window.

Can the girl survive a double barrel shotgun?

yeeeeeesssss

Literally pulled out twice in the year long relationship @coattailsandbowties

Hey now if I'm gonna be spending my life with her, why wouldn't I aim to get intimate as much as possible? lol

@soup dad says a lot about the sperm count then

Im not mad if i have low sperm count

My test levels are fine so who cares

the egg *usually* needs to be fertilised at more than 8 days before the end of the period to give it time for the body to recognise it's happened and prevent the whole period from fucking shit up.

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@soup dad You should be. Less sperm = less testosterone

@soup dad guy's asses can't get pregnant my dude

the luteal phase, the phase after ovulation and before the period, is usually 12 days long.

Women can tho

Yea Ive heard of scary shit happening during an impregnation, like apparently a fertilized egg getting stuck in one of the tubes

Life finds a way

In a gay

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@Crow nigga dont think about dat shit

Cant rememebr where i got this one from

I've been airplane noised before

also hi

You'll be fine just pull out

Fuck Aya 😂

that's an ectopic pregnancy, it can be very dangerous. however it usually is only dangerous when the woman isn't aware she's pregnant, if you're trying to have a child it's less likely because you're more likely to have an ultrasound by that point.

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You have to Ruger, you have to think of all the negative possibilities so that you can be at least slightly prepared for it while at the same time hoping it doesn't happen

@Crow nigga think about it after the fuckin dead

don't kid yourself

Just woke up or didnt sleep yet?

woke up

@Crow you sound like me old teacher in college

having some breakfast

if you're trying then you won't get taken by surprise by the pregnancy and therefore are more likely to catch that issue, should it occur, before it becomes a serious issue.