Message from @soup dad
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Uncle Karpo's Naked Puzzle Basement
Following cycle plus birth control = happy days
No basement
only attic
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I like windows
if you can keep up with that, I'm sure she'd be happy 😂 but sperm can survive in the gal for a good few days if she's not on bc, so you could take a 3 day weekend and that would probably also do great.
if it's more at the beginning of the window.
Can the girl survive a double barrel shotgun?
yeeeeeesssss
Literally pulled out twice in the year long relationship @coattailsandbowties
Hey now if I'm gonna be spending my life with her, why wouldn't I aim to get intimate as much as possible? lol
Im not mad if i have low sperm count
My test levels are fine so who cares
the egg *usually* needs to be fertilised at more than 8 days before the end of the period to give it time for the body to recognise it's happened and prevent the whole period from fucking shit up.
HMM
the luteal phase, the phase after ovulation and before the period, is usually 12 days long.
Yea Ive heard of scary shit happening during an impregnation, like apparently a fertilized egg getting stuck in one of the tubes
Life finds a way
In a gay
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Cant rememebr where i got this one from
I've been airplane noised before
also hi
You'll be fine just pull out
Fuck Aya 😂
that's an ectopic pregnancy, it can be very dangerous. however it usually is only dangerous when the woman isn't aware she's pregnant, if you're trying to have a child it's less likely because you're more likely to have an ultrasound by that point.
Hi
You have to Ruger, you have to think of all the negative possibilities so that you can be at least slightly prepared for it while at the same time hoping it doesn't happen
don't kid yourself
Just woke up or didnt sleep yet?
woke up
having some breakfast