I will survive.

@Aya good news! they do. https://www.fpv.org.au/for-you/contraception/long-acting-reversible-contraception-larc/contraceptive-implant-implanon

tfw you're swinging between calling in sick and going into work regardless

Dino

Everything karpo says I imagine in a heavy arabian accent

Yes?

Wear shorts and skate

No.

Yes.

maybe

sweet!

thanks pirate

google is your friend

I want to be a whamen Karpo, not a skater boy.

@Pirate my mom had those arm implants when she had me. 1/10 dont work

JUST LET ME BE A DIRTY UNCLE

guess not

@Shut Up Eve 20 years ago 1/10 dont work

maybe they improved them

I knew girl with that implant. It works, but her sed drive took a dive

@OceanWish <:mutt:437128773788237824>

No reason to believe it’s correlated, but it’s possible

I've been on the pill, mine did and I gained weight quicker

So you were an accident?

wasn't fun

yea thats what i was typing its been 26 years they probably are better now

Sucks

Condoms are caca

The contraceptive implant is more than 99.8 per cent effective in preventing pregnancy. But, remember that no contraceptive is 100 per cent reliable; statistics show that 1 in 20 women may still get pregnant.

they're very successful when used properly at this point, need to remember to get them replaced tho.

so 19/20 have a 99.8% effectiveness rate at a guess from that

um

@󠀀󠀀AK not only an accident but i also barely missed arbotion cause they couldnt agree at the same time. when one said its an option you know the other said nahhh

1 in 20 is not 99.8%

that 1 in 500 is probably from the woman not replacing it.

probably that means there's a specific genetic group that just dont react to the drug

Asians

or lifestyle

generally the fatter you are the less things work as a rule

aye, true