monka return

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Haha yeah I'll probably be a bit better by then tbh

hi hatter

hello bender

I'll out race the both of you!

I taught my sister to drive and she's not that bad

lmao I can upload images with the batch files

He asked me if I wanted to drive home I was like NIGGA NO THATS A MAIN ROAD

octavia drag race with me wtf

I'll out drag you as well @Hatter

cant out drag a bike

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Did someone say drag race?

🤢

idk I'm in a dodge challenger with the 6.4L v8, pretty sure I could keep up a little @Hatter

didnt people say oct look wholesome and not like those?

CNt wait for you to crash my car

@TBORIOT omg not even a little like that

@Octavia nej

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yUMFKcRdn0

even dodges get out acceld by bikes

thats what i said

eyy up, new scam, the hunt is on 🕵

It's just not something cars can really beat. It's like comparing apples to oranges

it's just not a fair match

in a straight up drag you got me @Hatter

Fuck TV license.

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In top speed most bikes can outdo most cars too

I'm just going to watch the video

@TBORIOT well you were right then

Suzuki hayabussa... Fastest bike in the world

@Hatter that I have no doubt, but for top speeds I'll give you a run for it

Ford mondeo. Most boring car in Britain

@Tea its a scam mail you clart (tv license is also a scam but thats not the point)

Aye I know

idk man, a road legal kawai H2 can still top at 200-240mph

Just seen TV license and said fuck it

I'd like to actualy own a bike because cars lowkey scare me

but my pap hits me with the big "no fuck u"