no really?

"how did he make off without paying, you were in a boat"

FUCK OFF

@helbitz stop going in on people on twitter

Has anyone been cultured enough to par take of the traditional aboriginal Aussie drink orange cordial and turpentine?

you should have a go at the traditional zoomer snack of a tide pod

oh yeah @RatKing how was your birthday?

Sounds nutritious and cleansing

@Jim he got ratarsed

heh

Nice

I’m in classes rn and we had to put our bags out in the hall for drug dogs and I have jerky in there rn

sure you do

Jerky

That's what they all say

Son, are you smoking the mari-juana?

jerky laced with cocaine

I'm sure the soiled underwear in there will cover the smell

A crowd favorite

ThEy ArE DrUg DoGs NoT JeRkY DoGs, GaYbUm

Yeah nah sir I got nuffin it’s jerky I swear bruv

Monch cronch the grungy undies

tfw ratking winds up in the papers as the main drug supplier in his area

rats out his underlings

the dog would prob be distracted by the kilograms of spaghetti in ratkings pockets tbh

actual ratking irl

Oof

Pockets keep spaghetti nice and moist

It’s the best mode of spaghetti storage

you are lucky they didn't bring the faggot sniffing raccoon

Oof

jeez bonks on point the day

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fuck you it's relevant

not anymore

yeah bit late there

hey dim

Hi

I am slow, gimme a break

Afternoon Dim