@Steve2 yeah you totally dont need to pay bills or anything

Exactly

Bills pay themselves

Food buys itself

Just walk into B&Q and start licking 2x4

Definitely

eventually someone will section you

and you can claim benefits for eternity

No thanks

Naw just nick shit then call the person racist if they try and report you

Yeah I don't need to worry about my weekly car payment

I dont need to worry about my £1000 bank loan for doing up my bathroom

https://twitter.com/VincentHatesGod/status/1073279785793712129

Wait a grand to do up the bathroom?

^

Are you installing a hot tub?

or a make shift sauna

@Steve2 bathroom and kitchen

I got a full new bathroom suite and a whole new kitchen

If its top to bottom and plumbing just a bathroom can be a few grand

@sweatercowsandsass Ah, makes sense. Kitchens are fuckin expensive

Most of it was paid by my housing association

I just paid extra cause I wanted specific stuff

Like a gilded toilet?

A towel warmer would be nice

Owned house or rented?

Nah like I wanted nicer wetwall and nicer worktops etc

And a shower

@󠀀󠀀AK rented

Shower I would spend thousands on lol

Ah fair enough, don't reyt know how HAs work

a nice shower is one of the best things in the world

If someone developed a shower which is essentially just a wall of hot water, I would be very happy

They're alright

When we try to colonise Mars

HIT OR UWU

Yeah just nicer work tops

Just a facelift tbh

the housing association paid for most

but I wanted specific things