Oh

you want me to talk bout my bowels?

Sure?

yes

I was at the toilet shitting yesterday's lasagna out

a bit earlier today

Do you drink hot water to keep your bowels clean ?

like I mean I'm good but I got paradoxical diarrhoea

and you know that feeling when the shit smells like nothing you've ever shat out?

What

My mother use to tell me that when I was young

Paradox diarrhea?

so a constipation cork followed by a full ass blast

Hot

yeah

Up eh ra

everyone needed to know that right?

Yes

I thought it was quite interesting

the english language is beautiful

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we got terms for every kind of poo

@WestendPark this one

the english language makes no sense half the time

in the future this will be the legacy of Bristol

The great bowel shift was a mistake

LOL

The best kind are when its hot lava, big rock then shit nugget watter storm

vowel

I mean

@yourmomsgottgebiggay Hi there I see you're new to the dank brigade could you do us a favor and get A PROFILE PICTURE YOU AUTISTIC NIGGER FAGGOT

actually need someone who doesnt have search history autofilling

could someone google "bristol" and see if first recommendation is the poo chart

like first recommended search

Type 3 is the stuff wondershits are made of

3.5 monsters are heatbreaking

when the shit would've been bragworthy but halfway through gravity beat it

No poo

oh yeah and don't forget to subscribe to pewdiepie

shame