Message from @Matt Games

Discord ID: 522901787183677500


2018-12-13 22:22:37 UTC  

Ouch. I put my arm over the rice cooker one night and it flashboiled my skin. We all learn the hard way.

2018-12-13 22:22:37 UTC  

like I did

2018-12-13 22:22:43 UTC  

<:hahaa:522207400250310662>

2018-12-13 22:22:50 UTC  

Hi tea

2018-12-13 22:22:55 UTC  

Hey

2018-12-13 22:22:58 UTC  

@RatKing <:hahaa:522207400250310662>

2018-12-13 22:23:00 UTC  

The correct spelling is Haiti

2018-12-13 22:23:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/522901341211983874/FB_IMG_1544724775653.jpg

2018-12-13 22:23:19 UTC  

Yes Albanian you actually did something ya melt

2018-12-13 22:23:31 UTC  

Why do you call people melts.

2018-12-13 22:23:35 UTC  

That's our word.

2018-12-13 22:23:41 UTC  

I steal insults

2018-12-13 22:23:41 UTC  

I always remember me being 10 and putting my thumb in a car ciggerette lighter

2018-12-13 22:23:46 UTC  

Smh

2018-12-13 22:23:58 UTC  

just gt bootd out of an antifa club

2018-12-13 22:24:01 UTC  

I once did that too

2018-12-13 22:24:04 UTC  

Yeah Zuja - I member something similar

2018-12-13 22:24:14 UTC  

bunch a wetties

2018-12-13 22:24:15 UTC  

I didn't know what a cigarette lighter was

2018-12-13 22:24:17 UTC  

Sometimes you have to stoop to the retards level and use their insults lest they not understand they're being insulted, @RatKing

2018-12-13 22:25:01 UTC  

anti fags

2018-12-13 22:25:02 UTC  

When I was 6 i was told not to put anything into the socket

2018-12-13 22:25:05 UTC  

Ok

2018-12-13 22:25:14 UTC  

So I tested out that theory and took my father's screwdriver

2018-12-13 22:25:18 UTC  

And put it into the socket

2018-12-13 22:25:22 UTC  

Good shit

2018-12-13 22:25:22 UTC  

I am honestly lucky I'm alive

2018-12-13 22:25:24 UTC  

mom's lighter popped out on the floor and I picked it up so it didn't start a fire. Damn that shit was hot.

2018-12-13 22:25:49 UTC  

I also fell out the first floor.

2018-12-13 22:25:53 UTC  

when I was 11

2018-12-13 22:25:58 UTC  

Ah

2018-12-13 22:26:00 UTC  

I did that twice with the car lighter

2018-12-13 22:26:01 UTC  

So you're damaged

2018-12-13 22:26:17 UTC  

Darwin's trail

2018-12-13 22:26:19 UTC  

Flew through the window because I tripped on my bed which was the perfect height for exactly that

2018-12-13 22:26:25 UTC  

This is why survival of the fittest doesn't work with humans

2018-12-13 22:26:25 UTC  

pfp cunt

2018-12-13 22:26:26 UTC  

@Soma Pfp mate.

2018-12-13 22:26:29 UTC  

Get a pfp you nigger @Soma

2018-12-13 22:26:40 UTC  

I swear albanian comes out of nowhere just to tell people to get pfp

2018-12-13 22:26:57 UTC  

Hi there I see you're new to the dank brigade could you do us a favor and GET A PROFILE PICTURE YOU AUTISTIC NIGGER FAGGOT @Soma