So basically Callie is getting liver failure and cancer

@Turtle YAY

Yeah BOI

@Lord Banana Bread No bread

@Madness Network heyyyy me too

Another thing is that it causes a large action of agonism in your brain called the substantia nigra. And damage to that area can result in Parkinson's disease.

Bacon gives cancer

Fun facts are now concluded.

Fun > cancer

Okay so it only gets worse for Callie

Bacon is worth it

Mmmmmmmm cancer

yo

Well yes bacon can but sort of indirectly.

Everything gives you cancer

Wait to I was moved to septic tank overnight?

It’s basically just animal meat in general. Or so they say

Eh not really. @Madness Network bit more complicated than that.

We’re here for a good time not a long time my friend

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It just seems that way with all the ways of getting it that keep coming out

I avoid alcohol just because of the fact of the action of potential future Parkinsonsism. I am predisposed to that.

Enjoy yourself while you're here

Parkinsonism is a big no no don't want that

I love me some cancer sticks

In moderation can be healthy but if your predisposed to illness already, you’re doing it right

Stop smoking

No

Is bad

Were talking about smoking lol

Come vc you libtards

Second that. Is much bad

I want to get a tracheotomy so I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time

VC gives you cancer

Oof

Don't do VC kids

Smoke 1 through your ass. You can already talk through it so why not

I don't VC often. And my wife is sleeping so I'd rather not wake her up.

vc = very cool

Oooo sick burn

VC = vicious cancer