Give me thighs Bonk

Give

@coattailsandbowties What uuuuup

One of us Bonks tells the truth and one of us always lies (its Dilph hes a lying cunt)

@Questgiver I'll abuse you mate

Packing up my shit to go home and half my shit is ruined.

you already abuse me

Rip

My flatmates are chimps

this pfp company is a hostile work environment

I'll abuse you *harder*

please help

UK?

<:GWqlabsKek:393085130219978752>

Not quite sure *what* you have to do to chip the face of a ceramic knife but the cunts managed it

just one example

interesting @Bonk

Anyway, does anyone know why I'm septicised

@coattailsandbowties how did they do that? Stab it in some wood and bend it sideways?

Your housemates are pretty horrid Coat

God knows mate

@Questgiver Smh Quest

thought I was supposed to be gulaged

@Dino and they have the *audacity* to complain about crumbs on their plate.

one job dino

had one job

Yeah well feck you

<@&473111631946317824> is good enough I would think. @Spirit

@coattailsandbowties How the fuck can they complain wash it yourself like

Hi

Cringe

*ahem*

Cringe

Meanwhile both my saucepans have the nonstick trashed, one of my baking sheets likewise, one of my glasses is cracked and no one bothered to mention it, my knife is chipped, one of my other really nice expensive knifes has been dropped on its point so the tip is bent off sideways, my spatula is half melted, *and my casserole dish*.

Cringe

What cunts

Nah fuck that

They fucked up one of my nice knives from M&S. That was a fuckin christmas present.

not your casserole dish, you will be the laughing stock at the jones's next garden party

Yeah that's a no from me chief start hiding your stuff