https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYQILnD0iQk

Give me shock porn

No

I hate that video and I want to unsee it

yeeted or yeet’d

Im going to stab my eyes and pour salt in the wound

@ÒWÓ Phil Swift ok

Eww

Android

Ewww rich boy

Jk I’m not that kind of faggot

@ÒWÓ Thunking headass enjoy

Thank god

+kick @ÒWÓ Thunking headass "POST YOUR SHIT TO CANCER SHIT POSTING YOU MONGOLOID!"

I have an iPhone 6, I’m not rich

​Goodbye.

Nokia brick for the win

When the apocalypse inevitably happens, I’m making a Bulletproof bodysuit of Nokia bricks

lol what do they think is gonna happen

Mexicans are used to spices they have tolerance

Not spicy mustard

Gas

I’m sick of Smokey Bear’s propaganda

if you use android chances are, you’re a nigger

If you’re not used to spicy gas are you even Mexican

Remember when the big news guys tried to say using tear gas was like that Iraqi guy with his WMDs

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Okay.

Dino

Wtf

What?

I went to a party where they were serving curry. They were all labeled and I took some that was “very hot”. I swear to God that was like less spicy then Tabasco

WTF

WHAT?

Where is it!?

Is Lil Jon here?

WHERE IS WHAT?

what

WHERES THE MONEY SHITHEAD