Eyebrow?

because. the air around you got colder.

yea but now when i was sitting in my fucking shorts and wife beater

The ideal way to sleep is cold surroundings and warm bed

Scientifically proven

Yes

I do that all the time

i agree

Except sometimes when i get out of bed it fucking hurts

Cold outside and a nice fire inside

Except the pillow.

i should light up my fire place

Showering or changing while it's cold is torture

Yes Turtle

Warm pillows are horrible, has to be a nice cold pillow.

Warm shower though

Showering and going into a cold room is hell

Mhm

I have 4 pillows

Flip them when it gets hot

this seems like a hot topic.

so thats 8 cold sides

my voice is raspy, so when i breathe in it sounds like a female orgasm

weird

Dude sometimes in the winter I *have* to jack off when I first get into bed so I warm it up and don't freeze.

Ewww

Disgusting

Ew

Eww fuck off like you've never jacked off before.

you'd be fine. drink some hot tea instead

Everyone has jacked

But not to fucking warm up

i don't need to.

People fuck to warm up.

Aye drink all the hot tea

😏

haha

I just don't have a partner.

aye

ive been in romania for the past week so i couldnt jack off

Fuck sake Tea