Tailed skips leg day, I can confirm as I have seen him in person

I have yet to see this post tea, why do you hide these things

i am dying

@Tailed Feature my legs are twice the size.

I lost my legs in Nam

Tailed is a thicc boi

@Tailed Feature I could use your legs as toothpicks

Aye but you're a fat cunt Tea

True

I'm a pie like.

My mental image of Tea: *shattered*

Had a Gregg's again this morning.

Pringles anyone?

Depends flavour

A greggs?

Yes please

Nicolle you clearly didn't look at my legs much.

And salt and vinegar pringles always

Sour cream n chive

It’s food sort of

Once you pop your thumb in you might as well go with your full fist when it comes to Pringles

@Tailed Feature it was hard not to, you had a kilt on

Those are also good @sweatercowsandsass

@sweatercowsandsass this is why I like you.

You know the score.

He would have a kilt on

He always does.

Then you're blind. I don't have skinny legs.

Tailed confirmed trap

I'm the worst trap ever.

It was Markus' birthday tbh

Aye you do.

He likes wearing man skirts

tailed is a ho lol

I'm like twice the weight of you.

He had to get the legs out for him

Yeah far too hairy tailed

THOT

Don’t mind that

It’s a tick for him at this point

I'm up in court of the 18th of Jan.