i’m going to find the most expensive whiskey in my house due to belle being fined for 60k

@Octavia I do it everyday.

That sucks :<

@asda smart price you need a life. Melt

Their fur also makes me itch and causes my eyes to go all red and itchy and my breathing to get fucked up

ok tea stop bullying me, it’s not very kind

But its only with certain breeds

Lemme suck them toes

@asda smart price kys

Tea posts his neckbeard every day.

why do you do this to me tea

@Tailed Feature aye right you chicken legs. Pipe doon.

Tea my head hurts help me 😢

i can’t feel me fucking legs

I have fat legs.

my body feels numb

Tailed skips leg day, I can confirm as I have seen him in person

I have yet to see this post tea, why do you hide these things

i am dying

@Tailed Feature my legs are twice the size.

I lost my legs in Nam

Tailed is a thicc boi

@Tailed Feature I could use your legs as toothpicks

Aye but you're a fat cunt Tea

True

I'm a pie like.

My mental image of Tea: *shattered*

Had a Gregg's again this morning.

Pringles anyone?

Depends flavour

A greggs?

Yes please

Nicolle you clearly didn't look at my legs much.

And salt and vinegar pringles always

Sour cream n chive

It’s food sort of

Once you pop your thumb in you might as well go with your full fist when it comes to Pringles

@Tailed Feature it was hard not to, you had a kilt on

Those are also good @sweatercowsandsass

@sweatercowsandsass this is why I like you.

You know the score.