The universe is a automated cookbook spitting out recipes and other cool shit.

😂

If there's a god, then he was the cook who wrote it.

@floridaswamptrash OwO season 5 episode 25 of the office

That image

For the record

The office is a boring show

WHAT

No

Get out

It just isn't entertaining enough for me

-_-

Okay since we are in the topic of what could have possibly created the universe...

Can I talk about quantum fluctuations

No

Then gods essentially the cook who wrote the book, and if not, then the accidents that have arrisen from an automated cookbook, are just random (Like being queasy after sipping milk) and not accidents from the creator.

Now you can talk about it @Metallica

*okay so I have a bunch of things written in my notes that I copy and paste from time to time*
Why does something exist rather than nothing? You can say the Big Bang. Someone else can ask why did that happen. Someone can give one of the hypothesizes like quantum creation, and someone can ask what caused the laws of quantum mechanics to exist. Someone could say god, and one could ask why he exists. You could keep going back and back and back, always asking why. So there had to be a beginning that didn’t have a cause at all, or else nothing would truly exist.

A deity doesn't have a beginning

It's always been

That would be a cause

The big bang just goes down to the point of the possible singularity

Literally, what am I even saying? Is the trigger fuck?

No?

Wtf?

This mans confused as fuck

Lmao

Cursing gets deleted

Anyway

lol

@Ban-Ashito Did you say the above photo was doctored?

You actually can @floridaswamptrash

What can?

@Thinky

You can launch a rocket, right now. If you wanted to.

Ideally you'd get FAA Approval to not crash into any aircraft

But illegally, you could do so without it too.

Go get me a rocket then we'll talk