My son can eat bacon too jackass, try again.

Oh

FOO

You’re just jealous my 3 year old outranks you on a shitposting discord server.

Don’t shitpost and drive at the same time

Well that's good you don't enforce your religion on him

He’s at a Christian pre-k program right now 😂

Lol

He can make his own decisions, the only thing I’ll force him to do is not die

good man

He got mad when I scooped him up trying to run into the road

Lol

I’m such a terrible Libertarian, not letting him do what he wants

haha kids will do that

like made at you for saving his life

mad*

Yeah

“WTF DAD I WANTED TO RUN INTO THE STREET”

JASON

That's a mighty clean booty hole as the pic

No, I wanted to eat the soap bars!

He just wanted to play irl frogger

But that's Man booty. More specifically, Trap booty

Little asshole today:
“I don’t want a pancake.”
Okay bud what do you want?
“I want a pancake, but not from you.”

omg I used to work in a daycare from like 14-16 and got my fill of working with super small kids

and omg

I feel you

that is typical of a kid @Kareemstar

Was training to be a youth pastor

Kids are crazy

they train you to touch kids wow

Okay, who you want a pancake from?
“Actually, I just want nothing”
You gotta eat breakfast bud.
“I want cheese balls”
No you can’t have cheese balls for breakfast.
“Then I just go to bed.”

Was Baptist not Catholic

...So guess who had cheese balls and apple juice for breakfast

Boi I think I should leave this discord once I land my child safety job.

yeah probs sleeper

Are traps gay? No, They're not. I have proof for this.

You should just leave now tbh

FUCK I GOTTA SHOWER

I gotta poo

cheese balls aren't breakfast 😑