Suck it nerds

Hell yeah

I feel sorry for your kid

Get a real job, buy a house, contribute to society, shitpost in the Dank Brigade.

Why would you give the kid to some shitty prostitue

lol

dom no, not the children!

Mans about to drive into the sea

@Lizardo My kid would call you a fucking loser so idc

I like your kid

I'm gonna go to the shop brb

I'd laugh at him and say at least I can eat bacon

OOF|

My son can eat bacon too jackass, try again.

Oh

FOO

You’re just jealous my 3 year old outranks you on a shitposting discord server.

Don’t shitpost and drive at the same time

Well that's good you don't enforce your religion on him

He’s at a Christian pre-k program right now 😂

Lol

He can make his own decisions, the only thing I’ll force him to do is not die

good man

He got mad when I scooped him up trying to run into the road

Lol

I’m such a terrible Libertarian, not letting him do what he wants

haha kids will do that

like made at you for saving his life

mad*

Yeah

“WTF DAD I WANTED TO RUN INTO THE STREET”

JASON

That's a mighty clean booty hole as the pic

No, I wanted to eat the soap bars!

He just wanted to play irl frogger

But that's Man booty. More specifically, Trap booty

Little asshole today:
“I don’t want a pancake.”
Okay bud what do you want?
“I want a pancake, but not from you.”

omg I used to work in a daycare from like 14-16 and got my fill of working with super small kids

and omg

I feel you

that is typical of a kid @Kareemstar