Message from @mzk
Discord ID: 524979241754951680
god thats nasty how do you even let that shit cake up in your ear
Theyre the type of massive salmon-esque turds that once flushed down river, manage to swim against the current and back to their birthplace in the bowl
you must smell like absolute shit
Are though apple earphones?
go get one of those professional ear cleaning thingos
I heard @T e x once was asked to play santa in his local town, so he put on a fake beard broke into their houses and left with an empty sack.
fuck q tips nigga you need like flames and fire
Owo
Just put superglue in your ears faggot
T e x only took the Santa job because he gets free lapdances
Stop kink shaming me
nah cause ppl leave gin out for santa
tex was on that like a tramp on chips
people leave gin for santa?
Jod
fuck, no wonder I stopped getting presents
its the polite thing to do
on it, like a car bonnet
Aya Santa isn't real
WHAT????
also your only on tex's naughty list if yer black, jewish or transexual
HE'S REAL
and you wanna fucking believe he checked it twice
fuck im a black transgender jew
he's gonna shit in your stocking
there goes your christmas
Cheerio I want to change pfp but i'm scared you will beat me up
I'm not giving up my belief in santa
What christmas I celebrate Kwanzanica
Santa beats his wife.
Hahaha
Tea please
santa is real, our doppler weather station tracks him on christmas eve
it's true, thanks norad
norad
rofl
I just had a laugh thanks Tea
What is the best quality street chocolate?
My job.