@SerendipitŸ

Its his gilf gf's pussy

@SerendipitŸ yeah pitch

Pitch is also known as bitumen

I would stab a cunt for a ribeye right about now

You learn someting new everyday

@Jesus I understand now

It’s retarded how many vending machines they have there

I prefer not having social contact when buying my gorceries

You can make a career out of just stocking them and taking the money

^

hello again, bitches

You could also make a criminal career only taking the money

@Ninjaplusplus https://news.sky.com/story/labour-mp-fiona-onasanya-found-guilty-for-perverting-the-course-of-justice-11586043

some lady tried talking to me while bagging my shit and I had no clue what the fuck she was talking about so it was awkward

Fapping. Hard and fast or slow and sensual?

Fucking darkies

always doing something

Hard and fast

Duh

Hard and fast makes you cum slow doesn’t do shit

Hard and fast

Wut

Some might say I’m the master-baitor

Quality bait

Bad joke

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What kind of soy beats their dick slowly

I do

Hey

Start slow

Each to their own

@DUB3R5 @DUB3R5
This upsets me

Gotta tease yourself

I beat the shit out my meat

im a fat cunt i ate so many digestives

im gnna die

Fuck teasing

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2018/dec/18/solar-power-energy-firms-government

I’m trying to cum not tease myself

**SHITS ALL FAT**