Message from @BrotherCactus

Discord ID: 525322904242487296


2018-12-20 14:42:31 UTC  

I wasnt allowed to shave my legs or wear makeup

2018-12-20 14:42:34 UTC  

yeah never heard of it

2018-12-20 14:42:40 UTC  

I had to learn in secret when i was 17

2018-12-20 14:42:59 UTC  

@tequila I know that feeling 😂

2018-12-20 14:43:03 UTC  

i once took LSD and broke into an elementary school while naked and turned on the auditorium lights and sprayed fire extinghuishers every where

2018-12-20 14:43:04 UTC  

but probably different reasons

2018-12-20 14:43:07 UTC  

Lol sending cow to find me some coco

2018-12-20 14:43:16 UTC  

Also i cant do drugs because my parents will kick me out of the house

2018-12-20 14:43:20 UTC  

And i cant afford rent

2018-12-20 14:43:21 UTC  

tex remind me not to do drugs with you

2018-12-20 14:43:26 UTC  

it was a bad trip

2018-12-20 14:43:33 UTC  

everyone afrikaans I knew in the half year before I lost contact with friends at uni were complete lads

2018-12-20 14:43:37 UTC  

@tequila like nigga just don't tell them that you did drugs

2018-12-20 14:43:42 UTC  

anytime you are running around naked in public, it's gonna be a bad trip

2018-12-20 14:43:46 UTC  

They'll find out

2018-12-20 14:43:49 UTC  

Im bad at lying

2018-12-20 14:43:56 UTC  

Im really bad at lying

2018-12-20 14:44:52 UTC  

Its how my mom found out i had pre marital *relations*

2018-12-20 14:45:01 UTC  

That was a bad day

2018-12-20 14:45:11 UTC  

The way my mom found out was that she had to drive me to the clinic because I caught something

2018-12-20 14:45:40 UTC  

Kebab has aids?

2018-12-20 14:45:42 UTC  

👏

2018-12-20 14:45:52 UTC  

But it got fixed

2018-12-20 14:45:57 UTC  

that's good

2018-12-20 14:46:02 UTC  

My mum doesn't know I smoke. Just never do it near them or at a time when you'd need to see them for the next couple hours. If you don't give them reason to ask them you won't need to lie

2018-12-20 14:46:59 UTC  

You smoke?

2018-12-20 14:47:04 UTC  

They both ask regularly
Usually after watching dr phil

2018-12-20 14:47:12 UTC  

That's crap

2018-12-20 14:47:16 UTC  

do you smoke cigs or bud @coattailsandbowties

2018-12-20 14:47:22 UTC  

My parents raised me pretty solid anyway

2018-12-20 14:47:41 UTC  

Whats the topic lost track I do apologize

2018-12-20 14:47:42 UTC  

Bud. I hate tobacco with a burning passion

2018-12-20 14:47:53 UTC  

I just have this in built crushing guilt whenever i do something they would dissaprove of

2018-12-20 14:48:02 UTC  

Used to smoke joint, hated it.

2018-12-20 14:48:16 UTC  

I have to have baccy in a join.

2018-12-20 14:48:18 UTC  

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2018-12-20 14:48:19 UTC  

@tequila so when are you gonna hit up the womens shelter and escape your abusive home situation?

2018-12-20 14:48:26 UTC  

@tequila always tough to get past that

2018-12-20 14:48:35 UTC  

Dude.

2018-12-20 14:48:41 UTC  

@tequila how old are you now?

2018-12-20 14:48:47 UTC  

@tequila you a catholic? Because guilt comes free with that religion