being anti-gay is ironically the gayest opinion to have

👏 My 👏 Nigger 👏 free 👏 experience 👏

Mornin tea

Tex being a fine example.

Morning mate, how're you

Tired as fuck

🍿

Got woke up by ma maw cos ma sister is retarded so now am away to some shitehole farm to handle horses

Enjoyable times

is that what they call it these days

In this weather.

"handle"

Rofl

kids n their lingo eh

It's getting more covert.

with their me mes and their sony walkmans

(for all the zoomers googling "sony walkman", yes im that old)

What if I'm a zoomer but I know what that is.

I know it cos my dad had one

I know what i want for Christmas lads

https://www.amazon.com/German-Prussian-Pickelhaube-Military-Officer/dp/B01BTU7CBY/ref=sr_1_cc_5?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1545375243&sr=1-5-catcorr&keywords=pickelhaube

A german buttplug fer ya mum

For you, you mean.

Yes, tbh, I actually want this.

It would make my fuckin year a lot better.

Giyd

Kill yourself.

Woah hey Tequila.

what kind of animal uses mother jokes

Disgusting it is.

@Dino yer mums disgusting

Ruger.

You disappoint me.

@Dino yer mum dissappointed me

Ruger please.

And you disappointed yer da

@Dino yer mum said please

i wish ruger was myn dad

@Hendoo yer mum had ruger as her dad

ha

seems legit