aww someone unfixed the colors

the old scheme was nice'

I have makeup in my eyes and it hurts.

No it wasn't, it was headache inducing.

Then you got the shitty unbranded stuff sold from a questionably fat pakistani woman at the corner shop

I really fucking wish I took care of myself as a little cunt to be honest

same

Aye "Tiger" energy drink from lidl, 15p a can

Dont you need to be 16 to buy them now? First years drank that shit

Like definitely stunted my growth and fucked my heart or some shit from necking nothing but sugar

Forget being alive, how are all you cunts not several hundred pounds

Caffeine kills appetite.

fast metabolism

Yeah mega fast metabolism

Ive never been over 60kg in my life and im 6 11

I did get a lil chubby at one point. Pure oj (sugar) and pan au chocolate (more sugar) will do that.

@lolfire *have you any idea how much fucking sugar is in those things it's basically your whole caloric intake in a can*

Father gerry keeps me burning

@Kazza what the fuck are you

a nigger

an 11 on the BMI scale bro

6'11 and 60kg

I love oj.

That aint possible

It's indecent.

@coattailsandbowties *and when you eat one small meal at the end of the day you can't gain weight*

Oh, bmi is gae

5'11 and 60kg maybe

Aw shit yeah im 5 not 6

Lol

you would be missing some organs at 6'11/60kg

lmao the minimum age is 16 dude

@lolfire *when you consume 2000cal in sugar you're still over your maintenance calories*

You guys ever get cloudy piss when you drank like 3 of those before break time>

Yes

Fuck that anyway you can get a 2l of irn bru for 80p a bottle at lidl

Well then shit, I dunno, maybe it was because I used to do long distance running, I don't retain much in the way of fat....

@Kazza you gotta be atleast 16 if you wanna not be banned

I got thicc at like 15 and cut at 16. Definitely fucked mysen. Cutting at a young age isn't reyt healthy either but I was a bit too chonky

I'm 5'5 and a chubby 10st 8.