honestly egg nog just tastes like baby vomit and sadness

Wait wait wait you fucking broken human being

Eggnog much like mulled wine and spiced cider is a seasonal nectar from the gods

If your only experience is out of a carton, that's your problem

Mulled wine is lit

Eggnogg is fun

no no, it just is pretty rank

I'm more of a tinnies to beat your missus kinda guy

You have to make egg nog

You can't buy it

na mate, i'll just not drink it

You have to have heavy cream and half a litre of rum

Dark rum

A glass of egg nog should make you drunk

i'll just have the dark rum by itself?

hell that's what i do most nights anyway

Never really had eggnogg in my life

Indian household

ripped

hes here

This is my little cousins jotter in maths

I see he works up to standard

the left arm is larger than the other

Masturbation

he must wank with that arm

ah he's a lefty

I'm a righty

aye same

Sometimes I do no hands

And use the air resistance

What\

Just thrust into the air and close your eyes?

@mclste you need to answer for yourself

Happy Christday everybody!

That's tomorrow

Lol?

It's christmas eve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVMRek8giag

Oh right you guys celebrate on the 25th right?

Feliz navidad bois an grills