Message from @Sharkbait

Discord ID: 526931058130944000


2018-12-25 01:14:27 UTC  

did he? again?

2018-12-25 01:14:28 UTC  

KILL THE MESSENGER

2018-12-25 01:14:34 UTC  

@lolfire hRRGGN

2018-12-25 01:14:35 UTC  

Yeah he did.

2018-12-25 01:14:38 UTC  

shoot the messenger cause he gay

2018-12-25 01:14:49 UTC  

hard n

2018-12-25 01:14:56 UTC  

BE A TRUE ALPHA MALE LIKE LEONIDAS IN SPARTA

2018-12-25 01:15:03 UTC  

He said and I quote "Jim ban me uWu".

2018-12-25 01:15:12 UTC  

did I spell that wright?

2018-12-25 01:15:19 UTC  

Just let my mum open her presents from me and she started crying 😭

2018-12-25 01:15:23 UTC  

Think so

2018-12-25 01:15:26 UTC  

Yes jamie

2018-12-25 01:15:31 UTC  

She happy for it?

2018-12-25 01:15:34 UTC  

thats not how it goes in the pornos

2018-12-25 01:15:36 UTC  

Legit, made me tear up

2018-12-25 01:15:38 UTC  

i went around lush with cow when i was there, we didn;t stay long tho <:sad:505786183326892035>

2018-12-25 01:15:39 UTC  

@sweatercowsandsass d’aww what did you get her?

2018-12-25 01:15:41 UTC  

what did you get her?

2018-12-25 01:15:42 UTC  

Absowotly cowect

2018-12-25 01:15:48 UTC  

@Dino i bought her her favourite perfume and didnt even know

2018-12-25 01:15:54 UTC  

aw

2018-12-25 01:15:54 UTC  

I literally just guessed

2018-12-25 01:15:57 UTC  

Ahhhh mate.

2018-12-25 01:16:08 UTC  

Luck: 100

2018-12-25 01:16:11 UTC  

@sweatercowsandsass what a great kid

2018-12-25 01:16:11 UTC  

a present full of cut onions

2018-12-25 01:16:15 UTC  

That's a good christmas for her.

2018-12-25 01:16:18 UTC  

The profligate said “Jim ban me uWu.” and on that day jim did raise his mighty hammer and struck down the faggot known as “lolfire.”

2018-12-25 01:16:21 UTC  

I legit didnt even fucking know hahaha

2018-12-25 01:16:23 UTC  

i feel bad because I didn't get anything big for anyone. just tiny things.

2018-12-25 01:16:30 UTC  

This is what it looks like when you level up luck in an rpg

2018-12-25 01:16:31 UTC  

same brain eh

2018-12-25 01:16:38 UTC  

@coattailsandbowties i only got wee things for everyone too

2018-12-25 01:17:31 UTC  

i got a big thing for yer mum

2018-12-25 01:17:42 UTC  

my brother was easy, just asked him to wait till i got paid and I'd give him like £20 on steam

2018-12-25 01:17:47 UTC  

Alright I’ll see y’all when the clock strikes midnight, till then, see ya faggots

2018-12-25 01:18:12 UTC  

@Ruger you like 50 year olds? Well oof

2018-12-25 01:18:28 UTC  

I'm an ungrateful fuck that doesn't give shit to anyone

2018-12-25 01:18:32 UTC  

well not 50 at once

2018-12-25 01:18:33 UTC  

not that anyone cares ofc

2018-12-25 01:18:40 UTC  

yikes