@Codfish Yer mum gay. Merry Xmas

izzat what you say before you tear out someones heart and push em in a volcano?

Yes

Through their throat

See, that just sounds like extra work

Straight through the chest, easy as

waste of a meal if they go into a volcano

Its tradition

@Ryan_Mac

Would you put a tree missing several branches in the middle?

Like it's not traditional if you do it through the chest.

Tradition is everything

@VikingTemplar is plank a fucking staff sergeant

@Strayan't Merry Christmas

Best gift

seven dollars?

I need one of these.

good deal

Facebook screenshots?

Really cunt?

even though i'm not a filthy commie that's a good deal

Yeah

I'm lazy

Yes, and you're also assuming we care about shitty Wish

why do we care about shitty feliz

I just want a CCCP Flask that's good quality

Wish is shit

Have you thought about possibly going to a key cutters and asking for them to make one

Pretty sure they would if you provide the design

Merry Chrysler everyone in the new world

You may think we have all the amenities that mainland us would have but we don't have either a Sonic, olive garden, chipotle, chickfila, and we have like 2 or 3 Carl's Jr/hardee's.

https://youtu.be/ToEolESPGQg

We don't even have a cracker barrel

Uncultured fuck @Mike Nolan