i don't get how people can be like that

I still have a slither of hope that it's fake

Then again one of my family members just said "fuck the holidays"

even if it's fake, i know there are people like that

thanks to the internet [i've been made aware that], even the most extreme parody characters you think up probably exist somewhere right now

Merry Christmas ya’ll.

Mele Kalikimaka from Hawaii.

@Codfish Yer mum gay. Merry Xmas

izzat what you say before you tear out someones heart and push em in a volcano?

Yes

Through their throat

See, that just sounds like extra work

Straight through the chest, easy as

waste of a meal if they go into a volcano

Its tradition

@Ryan_Mac

Would you put a tree missing several branches in the middle?

Like it's not traditional if you do it through the chest.

Tradition is everything

@VikingTemplar is plank a fucking staff sergeant

@Strayan't Merry Christmas

Best gift

seven dollars?

I need one of these.

good deal

Facebook screenshots?

Really cunt?

even though i'm not a filthy commie that's a good deal

Yeah

I'm lazy

Yes, and you're also assuming we care about shitty Wish