my dreams r weird

@coattailsandbowties oh no it’s not questionable Curie is as gay as Craw

@Limmat you fucking deleted it

@Limmat you know you can set certain words to override autocorrect right?

@coattailsandbowties not on iPhone

What was it @Questgiver

I had an iphone for 5 years, yes you can.

You can train autocorrect

Christmas is still my favourite holiday.

Yes you can i'm just lazy

You can *add things* to autocorrect

"loving bf when?" - Jackie

what a slut

Oh ye

I was drunk

Dat hoe

LAST CHRISTMAS I GAVE U MY HEART

Nonononono

BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY U GABE IT AWAY

and the.very next day

THIS YEAR

u caught the big gay

Ok bye fags

Bye bye fag.

no u

Merry Christmas loves

How to get thicc

?

You know Christmas is shit when all you have is some cheap shitty body spray and a primary onsie, yeah it's shit

Primark*

At least you have gifts

@Miri put on weight hope it goes to good places

The lynx set is the staple of every British stocking

@Callie but it's hard for me to gain :c

@°dunkin Dunklin° join me in becoming a grinch

A onsie I bought with my other half and a super drug body spray

If it was lynx I'd be happy

But it wasn't

@Miri why do you want to me thick? You’ll live longer the less body fat you have

At least you don't have a drunk releitatve who's trying to kill themselfs with alcohol and then hearing crying from the bathroom 👌

I'm pretty pissy when it comes too Christmas, I hate the films and the movies and the whole thing