fuck 'em

Mate imma give my kids the best Christmas ever until they're 20 something.

We out here playing pool and drinking alcohol

I want to give them what I never had lmao

I got civ VI

Mre will feed me for 2 days

What's the earliest you've drank alcohol

my mum n dad make a big effort every xmas, bless them

12

I didnt ask to get boornt :(( reee

To get drunk off of

Got another xmas later at noon

Happy

Not just sipping off of your daddy's beer bottle

12

Smh

11

good

6am, i swallowed puke by accident while drunk.

straight vodka

Gay

Merry Christmas you jews

Anyway I'm wearing a santa hat, hopefully I can make some people in the airport happy

@Dethbane original name

Just got here and this chat is just as edgy as I would have expected

Is good

same

@Acid Andy original meme

wp

Same

@Soupmeme

sup niggas

@Hiskanto what?

I met a homeless guy who was wearing a santa hat for warmth

and nothing else

he hates christmas

what a fag

@Hiskanto Na dude, you just met santa on his travels

I was obligated to believe it wasn't his hat

Yuh

Literally just a naked guy with a Santa hat on