I might crack a few koppas

Or four.

Or six.

Or 10.

Also someone help me, my mums cooking roast and never seasons anything enough

Let me just make it

The queen is the worst

And she looks like a lizard

id fuck her

My grandparents and sister between them are enough to drive me bonkers omg

Ew

You're mingin

The Queen is a nice lady.

Leave her alone.

that pussy hasnt been touched for so long its most likely haunted

DOWN WITH THE MONARCHY

@coattailsandbowties i dont wanna go downstairs cause everyones going on about my sister being preggers and baby talk just makes me uncomfy as fuck

***FREEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOM***

But I know I need to

My mam likes talking about being pregnant with us and I'm like *ewwwwwwwww*

So its a catch 22 really

RIP GEORGE MICHAEL

@coattailsandbowties aye i fucking hate it too

she low key sounds like shes reading off of a teleprompter

Mum and i were talking about me getting married someday and she tild me about her marriage and it was nice

Ur a nice lady @Dino

Yeah idk if thats a thing i wanna do

Time to follow WHAM up with some RAM RANCH

@soup dad "lady"

Dont see why i should have a legal ceremony to show that I love someone

Oh well my opinion might change in the future

It is the symbolism and also theres benefits to it and it just seems really cool and nice

But kids are a no no for me

Babies are gross

@sweatercowsandsass people say that but then later on want children

Babies are literal financial drains on your life

Id love to get married and then maybe have a kid and have a family!

adds meaning to life

@V3xxed_G1raff3 nah fuck that, i'm almost mid 20's and have no desire to have kids

I just want to live my days out with my other half and do what makes me happy.

Kids would not make me happy