Message from @SilverSol

Discord ID: 527346998337208320


2018-12-26 04:45:43 UTC  

Why would you put a dildo in the microwave

2018-12-26 04:45:46 UTC  

Lmao

2018-12-26 04:45:54 UTC  

@SilverSol he’s retarded

2018-12-26 04:46:01 UTC  

Makes sense

2018-12-26 04:46:05 UTC  

It’ll leach chemicals

2018-12-26 04:46:09 UTC  

And poison him

2018-12-26 04:46:18 UTC  

Ass cancer

2018-12-26 04:46:20 UTC  

Just put it in warm water or something idk

2018-12-26 04:46:30 UTC  

From a half melted dildo

2018-12-26 04:47:09 UTC  

wouldn't it get stuck as it cooled?

2018-12-26 04:47:15 UTC  

Yes

2018-12-26 04:47:19 UTC  

It would

2018-12-26 04:47:36 UTC  

Imagine those bug gummy creation kids where you poor gummy stuff into a mold and bake it so it solidifies

2018-12-26 04:47:42 UTC  

But for dildos

2018-12-26 04:47:45 UTC  

They say there was a secret chord

2018-12-26 04:47:52 UTC  

Lmao

2018-12-26 04:48:01 UTC  

That David played, and it pleased the Lord

2018-12-26 04:48:15 UTC  

@SilverSol edible dildos are a thing

2018-12-26 04:48:25 UTC  

You could make your own uniform size dildo ammunition for an air pressure gun that fires dildos

2018-12-26 04:48:36 UTC  

What?

2018-12-26 04:48:42 UTC  

Mount that gun in the back of a pickup truck

2018-12-26 04:48:48 UTC  

Nigga sing a long with me it’s still Christmas where I live

2018-12-26 04:48:54 UTC  

No

2018-12-26 04:49:04 UTC  

And then take some people out

2018-12-26 04:49:06 UTC  

Lol k

2018-12-26 04:49:13 UTC  

merry christmas for yesterday, Grinch

2018-12-26 04:49:19 UTC  

Lol

2018-12-26 04:49:20 UTC  

Is hallelujah even a Christmas song

2018-12-26 04:49:31 UTC  

How was your Christmases?

2018-12-26 04:49:33 UTC  

Probably not

2018-12-26 04:49:45 UTC  

V.Nice Christmas how bout yours

2018-12-26 04:49:48 UTC  

I got drunk

2018-12-26 04:49:56 UTC  

So an average Tuesday

2018-12-26 04:50:00 UTC  

@Callie nice

2018-12-26 04:50:16 UTC  

I got tequila as a gift

2018-12-26 04:50:26 UTC  

mine was quiet, but good

2018-12-26 04:50:32 UTC  

Lol from who?

2018-12-26 04:50:38 UTC  

Mum

2018-12-26 04:50:50 UTC  

Lol

2018-12-26 04:51:12 UTC  

My mom got me a PS VR headset

2018-12-26 04:51:17 UTC  

And I love it