godbless

@The Husky Lord Thinks you need to heat up dildos before you use them

just slap that bitch in the microwave for 30 secs and you're good

@The Husky Lord what is wrong with you?

@The Walmart Drug Cartel (X) wants somebody to touch his manjina

@blazn_ you’d get poisoned by the chemicals leaching from the plastic

ik but husky seems to think that a dildo needs to be warmed before use

@blazn_ why are you autisticly @ ing people?

Husky

I see you typing

You’re a brainlet

God damnit I just started reading general

Fucking windows negros want me to update my computer again

I know jack shit about anything about women

Fuck that, last time I did it my computer wouldn’t connect to the internet and I had to restart it 3 times before it worked

@Callie ❤️ love u babe

@The Husky Lord don’t 👏 put 👏 your 👏 dildo 👏 in 👏 the 👏 microwave 👏

What

@LmaoMoni love you too fam ❤

Imma stick a melting dildo up your fucking ass

Why would you put a dildo in the microwave

Lmao

@SilverSol he’s retarded

Makes sense

It’ll leach chemicals

And poison him

Ass cancer

Just put it in warm water or something idk

From a half melted dildo

wouldn't it get stuck as it cooled?

Yes

It would

Imagine those bug gummy creation kids where you poor gummy stuff into a mold and bake it so it solidifies

But for dildos

They say there was a secret chord

Lmao

That David played, and it pleased the Lord

@SilverSol edible dildos are a thing

You could make your own uniform size dildo ammunition for an air pressure gun that fires dildos

What?

Mount that gun in the back of a pickup truck