And I will offer my wisdom

i knew a girl who ran an aesthetic blog.

**newgrunds kek**

.....when we were 14.

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@coattailsandbowties ive had that blog since i was like 14

step the fuck up kyle

God I love British bacon

danish bacon is better

whats the difference?

its all bacon and bacon is kinda medicore

It’s not 70% fat like US Bacon

It’s lean meat

Bacon is not to be eaten by itself

that shit is nasty

but if you fucking get scrambled eggs and breakfast

lukewarm take: bacon isn't tasty, like at all

holy. shit.

To say that all bacon is the same is like saying all people are the same

Bacon can spice a meatsauce up a ton

There are good people

And people who are bad

agreed, i too drag bags of bad bacon behind my shed and pump a 12 guage into it

That’s a waste of buckshot

so what, just buy more no biggie

Canadian bacon for example, is a fucking disgrace to meat everywhere

the people who says "bacon is best thing in the world" are either 12 year olds, or overweight men who wears wifebeaters

Fact.

i dont own a gun nor have i bought ammo but it couldnt be more than a buck or two per shell

i mean i'm very fond of bacon but it's not the *best* thing in the world.

@Crawfoot 110% agreed

do you advocate for bacon @coattailsandbowties?

Bacon is a food, just like steak is a food. But liking said type food to the point where you’d like the best it has offer isn’t exactly a bad thing is it?

In Britain a box of 25 slug shells costs about £20

Bad news guys

I'm dyin

lucky

Or good news

Either all

Did your gravity belt fall off, or is this a bad time for jokes

There is always time to joke