Maybe he got married too

🤷‍♂️

No

Risen doesn't have a chance

Oof

Work. Sickness. Other shit. Mostly work and training though.

He's gonna be a very lonely Post Master general

And you’ll be a very lonely politician.

Lol

No

@Maksim You're running for president?

I'll vote for you

Likely no

Dammit

Do you have a girlfriend Doc?

Here I was actually thinking someone with half a braincell would run

But if I do, @Attika connect me with your Jewish friends

@DrRisen did

Fair enough.

I will use the Jews to gain power and then use the new found power to dismantle Jewish oppression

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@Maksim Yeah...haha good luck. Actually we are experiencing a massive influx of new people joining our faith. My wife for example... 😄

@Maksim Fuckin hell man, nearly deleted that for spam before I realized it was you.

@Attika Judaism has been on the decline

@DrRisen ha

@Maksim By the way that legal talisman wouldn’t work.

@Maksim Only according to official sources. You see unlike the Christians or Muslims, when someone joins, we don't record it

Just sayin.

So basically Judaism is Hydra?

@Attika so you're going off anecdotal

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Someone crop this stupid fucking white background

Anyone using light mode is legally obligated to leave

Everything about Jewish numbers is mainly anecdotal.

Seriously

Jewish anecdotes
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@Attika Christianity > Judaism

I admit

Christianity is based