Message from @DrRisen

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2020-02-29 03:09:58 UTC  

does anyone know how long it takes to disarm a nuclear weapon

2020-02-29 03:33:33 UTC  

No

2020-02-29 04:15:18 UTC  

Based for a turk

2020-02-29 05:37:03 UTC  

@DrRisen y u no active

2020-02-29 05:37:21 UTC  

Hm?

2020-02-29 05:37:22 UTC  

Maybe he got married too

2020-02-29 05:37:26 UTC  

🤷‍♂️

2020-02-29 05:37:34 UTC  

No

2020-02-29 05:37:39 UTC  

Risen doesn't have a chance

2020-02-29 05:37:43 UTC  

Oof

2020-02-29 05:37:45 UTC  

Work. Sickness. Other shit. Mostly work and training though.

2020-02-29 05:37:59 UTC  

He's gonna be a very lonely Post Master general

2020-02-29 05:38:20 UTC  

And you’ll be a very lonely politician.

2020-02-29 05:38:24 UTC  

Lol

2020-02-29 05:38:26 UTC  

No

2020-02-29 05:38:38 UTC  

@Maksim You're running for president?

2020-02-29 05:38:42 UTC  

I'll vote for you

2020-02-29 05:38:44 UTC  

Likely no

2020-02-29 05:38:47 UTC  

Dammit

2020-02-29 05:38:52 UTC  

Do you have a girlfriend Doc?

2020-02-29 05:39:01 UTC  

Here I was actually thinking someone with half a braincell would run

2020-02-29 05:39:03 UTC  

But if I do, @Attika connect me with your Jewish friends

2020-02-29 05:39:15 UTC  
2020-02-29 05:39:25 UTC  

Fair enough.

2020-02-29 05:39:58 UTC  

I will use the Jews to gain power and then use the new found power to dismantle Jewish oppression

2020-02-29 05:40:09 UTC  

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2020-02-29 05:40:16 UTC  

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2020-02-29 05:40:31 UTC  

<:bruh:591181809493082113>

2020-02-29 05:40:40 UTC  

@Maksim Yeah...haha good luck. Actually we are experiencing a massive influx of new people joining our faith. My wife for example... 😄

2020-02-29 05:40:53 UTC  

@Maksim Fuckin hell man, nearly deleted that for spam before I realized it was you.

2020-02-29 05:40:55 UTC  

@Attika Judaism has been on the decline

2020-02-29 05:41:00 UTC  
2020-02-29 05:41:32 UTC  

@Maksim By the way that legal talisman wouldn’t work.

2020-02-29 05:41:38 UTC  

@Maksim Only according to official sources. You see unlike the Christians or Muslims, when someone joins, we don't record it

2020-02-29 05:41:44 UTC  

Just sayin.

2020-02-29 05:42:10 UTC  

So basically Judaism is Hydra?

2020-02-29 05:42:11 UTC  

@Attika so you're going off anecdotal

2020-02-29 05:42:20 UTC  

<:okayboomer:659819791548284938>

2020-02-29 05:42:31 UTC  

Someone crop this stupid fucking white background

2020-02-29 05:42:54 UTC  

Anyone using light mode is legally obligated to leave