Message from @Uber_Sheep

Discord ID: 527576207550840835


2018-12-26 19:56:35 UTC  

@Hwelse enjoy

2018-12-26 19:56:44 UTC  

ah hell

2018-12-26 19:57:26 UTC  

You should feel bad for posting a meme that would look small on a iPhone 4s

2018-12-26 19:57:42 UTC  

It's like a 3 dimension optimisation problem where you try to cause the most fun for the most amount of people with the least effort with no lasting effect

2018-12-26 19:57:57 UTC  

Ergo opening kick perms

2018-12-26 19:58:00 UTC  

@Hammond_of_Texas I shouldnt post any memes of your cock then?

2018-12-26 19:58:13 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/527575885377699848/14621980.jpg

2018-12-26 19:58:13 UTC  

But that jokes worn a bit thin

2018-12-26 19:58:16 UTC  

None of you have seen my penis

2018-12-26 19:58:19 UTC  

+

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/418492114679365643/527575911860666368/Well_fed_2.0_-_Copy_2.jpg

2018-12-26 19:58:30 UTC  

Thanks dim, very cool

2018-12-26 19:58:31 UTC  

Let's keep it that way fam

2018-12-26 19:58:35 UTC  

^

2018-12-26 19:58:45 UTC  

I will delete your penis

2018-12-26 19:58:51 UTC  

@Hammond_of_Texas Abd we don't want to.

2018-12-26 19:58:54 UTC  

Penis deletus

2018-12-26 19:58:59 UTC  

@everyone it's only364 days till Santa comes and fucked your mum, while your dad watches like the cuck he is

2018-12-26 19:59:07 UTC  

No one wants to see Hammonds penis, not even Hammond

2018-12-26 19:59:17 UTC  

Ok this is getting sad

2018-12-26 19:59:17 UTC  

Rapier like wit

2018-12-26 19:59:29 UTC  

Is it a micro penis?

2018-12-26 19:59:35 UTC  

Not at all

2018-12-26 19:59:43 UTC  

Haha jokes on you Dim my dad's in prison

2018-12-26 19:59:50 UTC  

Leave Hammonds penis alone, like all women

2018-12-26 19:59:57 UTC  

>.<

2018-12-26 20:00:07 UTC  

Sounding like a true incel there Torch

2018-12-26 20:00:40 UTC  

Hello darkness my old friend

2018-12-26 20:00:49 UTC  

Tfw just got out the neck gym

2018-12-26 20:01:02 UTC  

Neckswole

2018-12-26 20:01:18 UTC  

Or is it Neckswole Max you take?

2018-12-26 20:02:00 UTC  

Big chungus neck mix

2018-12-26 20:02:06 UTC  

Neckswole Max is only for people taller than 6 foot

2018-12-26 20:02:10 UTC  

Like viagra for the neck

2018-12-26 20:02:34 UTC  

8 hours of stiff swole neck

2018-12-26 20:02:41 UTC  

but that just sounds horrible

2018-12-26 20:02:47 UTC  

I haven't nodded all day

2018-12-26 20:03:08 UTC  

Don't nod for any cunt!

2018-12-26 20:03:22 UTC  

forgive my us slang for not mixing with your UK slang, you mean sleep?

2018-12-26 20:03:41 UTC  

No

2018-12-26 20:04:00 UTC  

I had to use a trolley to get him to suck my cock

2018-12-26 20:05:16 UTC  

that sounded exactly as unfunny in my head, why did I still post it