*because he did the thing at the place we all went*

Imagine trying to use a bus pass as ID to get into a pub... I mean who would do that right?

it was so funny

@Hammond_of_Texas fuck up you werent even there

It's funny let him larp

Lmao

Yes Hammond I remember when you showed up

The mankini was a bold choice

Hmm

Especially with all that pubic hair

I remember I seen someone try to use their birth certificate and a bank statement as ID once

Was an odd conversation with the bouncers

Did it work?

I would think not

Did it fuck 😂

They got laughed at and told to fuck off

seems like the appropriate response

I have however been to a pub before, handed over my ID and been asked to show my bank card to prove it was definitely me

I've used a photoshopped picture of my passport when I was younger and it worked before. Not the most reputable place but ehh

Apparently I didnt look like my ID

that happen to a friend.

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Bungus

Gas man.

She's a super freak

Super freak

She's super freaky

You're a freak!

Le freak

Cest chique

are we free?

Are we fuck!

thats a tune mate

Bungus

hugh

No bungus

2 more days of roids guys

Bungus

3 more days till my birthday

Then i'll be all out of roids

Now Im just a black gay transgender muslim so i'll never be free