Finland being the country that spawned spurdo, gondola and regularly export shitposting

Because hate speech laws you can't get too dank in public

Holy shit my country went tits up during my long ass hospitalization.

Once I was lucid enough to use a crappy laptop. I noticed something horrible

@BotBot stop talking omg

no keep going

@BotBot How long were you out

4 years?

Well let's see 6 years

wait really

2 of which were on life support

a 6 year coma?

Is he larping?

what the hell happened dude?

Coma wouldn't describe it, I was concious entire time, in pain clutching at the cold bars of the hospital bed

You tryin to 1 up ol sammy

Feeding tube was a bitch to deal with to say the least. Has anyone tried catheders? Sticking a long lubed tube into your urethra just to empty to your bladder

@Dimorac

@BotBot how did you get that bad?

ive had one before

that's my fetish

Brain swelled. Auto immunity kicked in. JC virus started to multiply

?

check this

Then white cells went full retard and started to eat myelin

Go on

I'm listening lol

if you had myelin degeneration you wouldn't be on here....

that's like stripping the jackets off copper wire, when there's appalling cable management.

actually that's exactly what it is.

Its just a ticking time bomb

Then the inevitable oist infection after Plasmapheresis the auto immune system kicked inagain

Oist?

I'm the lucky one. One was quadriplegic, I'm just hemiplegic

Yeah fuck right up

+kick @

​I could not find the member you wanted to kick...

+kick @BotBot

​Goodbye.

Just looked it up

only 21 people have been treated with that