Message from @Limmat

Discord ID: 528022194211651604


2018-12-28 01:30:06 UTC  

fuck sake

2018-12-28 01:30:17 UTC  

Jim.

2018-12-28 01:30:25 UTC  

That's the best analogy I've ever heard.

2018-12-28 01:30:30 UTC  

When I feel bad about how I look, I just look at women like her and think "at least I dont look like I'm made out of half of Michael Jacksons corpse"

2018-12-28 01:30:33 UTC  

plastic surgeons only enable crazies

2018-12-28 01:30:37 UTC  

Or simile whatever.

2018-12-28 01:30:38 UTC  

and they're necessary

2018-12-28 01:30:47 UTC  

because they also reconstruct faces on burn victims

2018-12-28 01:30:49 UTC  

I have no issue with photoshopping stuff to add a little extra color in, but when it gets to the point that you're warping the roof of a building and creating an unsafe situation for roughly 2 thousand people you've gone too far

2018-12-28 01:31:01 UTC  

Plastic surgeons dont give a fuck as long as they are making money

2018-12-28 01:31:04 UTC  

Lmao

2018-12-28 01:31:06 UTC  

literally destroying cities

2018-12-28 01:31:09 UTC  

plastic or not

2018-12-28 01:31:13 UTC  

i'd still lay the pipe

2018-12-28 01:31:15 UTC  

Ew

2018-12-28 01:31:18 UTC  

Bend reality to their will!

2018-12-28 01:31:19 UTC  

You're minging

2018-12-28 01:31:21 UTC  

That's from the iDubbz video isn't it Jamie

2018-12-28 01:31:33 UTC  

Tana Mongou or something

2018-12-28 01:31:36 UTC  

that and another one @Limmat

2018-12-28 01:31:41 UTC  

Idk how to spell it

2018-12-28 01:31:49 UTC  

jamie stealing jokes? <:shockedpikachu:521946833614929920>

2018-12-28 01:32:02 UTC  

Could you imagine shagging her and one of her titties just burst all over you?

2018-12-28 01:32:04 UTC  

Nitro boy

2018-12-28 01:32:06 UTC  

Wew

2018-12-28 01:32:07 UTC  

EWWW

2018-12-28 01:32:08 UTC  
2018-12-28 01:32:11 UTC  

@VerStompin m8 I ain't sticking my dick in water bottle. If she ain't real. It ain't good

2018-12-28 01:32:16 UTC  

<:OOF:439608033929330689>

2018-12-28 01:32:21 UTC  

Glad to be of service @Pirate

2018-12-28 01:32:23 UTC  

Wonder what they feel like

2018-12-28 01:32:28 UTC  

I mean, has anyone here fucked her?

2018-12-28 01:32:44 UTC  

can anyone 100% vouch to the authenticity of these statements?

2018-12-28 01:32:46 UTC  

Probably very hard, most implants do @Limmat

2018-12-28 01:32:48 UTC  

@Limmat balloons made of cartire rubber

2018-12-28 01:32:57 UTC  

😨

2018-12-28 01:33:01 UTC  

I had an ex gf who had fake tits, they were not comfy

2018-12-28 01:33:09 UTC  

Overfilled exercise balls.

2018-12-28 01:33:20 UTC  

jackie if you ever want to know

2018-12-28 01:33:21 UTC  

Hers werent even that big

2018-12-28 01:33:27 UTC  

most girls w/ fake tits will let you squeeze them