im calling the scottish police

Atomikov can smell the fortnite dance

Why the Scottish Police, they'd do fuck all anyways.

oh lawd he comin

I saw it and i want to kill myself

@Das ist gut Are you a furry

OH LAWD

No

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How to lose money

LOL

Warrior trading

The guide

"HOW TO MAKE QUICK CASH NOW"

<@&498259609316884520> Bestiality is a sin.

its a scam lmao

He forgets you need 25k to day trade

@coattailsandbowties The long dark sounds like a Gay black man porno, everytime I see you playing it

Call JG Wentworth

Yeet

wow get your mind out the damn gutter

Without 25 you are limited to a few trades

"Make £2,500 as eady as Peter does, from your home!" *Picture of a lamorghini in the drive with his thumbs up*

even with penny stocks?

easy*

The only reliable way to make money is to walk into a building 5 times a week, work 8 hours a day, and have it deposited into your bank account

dont you just start really small and build a portfolio? @soup dad

25k is required to make multiple same stock trades

"Reeee fucking wage cucks"

Below that you cant on any app or service

its something i know nothing about other than what ive seen in films lol

Federal law

do you not use a middleman or broker then?

VC Relevant

You can buy penny stocks but are limited to how often you can buy or sell

oh right, so its basically a long scam then

Yeah they limited them very heavily.

without real returns until you have the capital to advance

FUCK THAT

slot machines are a much faster way to get the same result