fuck yes

yeah but I like my little cooking nick, they are special @Deleted User

Why fear cutting onions?

@Tea possibly but the hours would be ghastly

If you don't cut the root you'l never cry

This is my onion chopping robot:

I cry anyway

@Octavia Hiring others and training then you'd makea killing. I'd finance it for you.

Octavia this is a srs business.

Here here

There’s just one little problem

Patreon when?

Hacked

Octavia deserves everything tbh

The only reason I cry when chopping onions is because my head still hurts from when my mom threw that plate at me and told me to start making dinner

@Deleted User where's the slot for the fleshlight

What if it sticks a needle in your strawberries?

I know that pain

but then I wouldn't get to be an accountant anymore! I couldn't live without the numbers

Or worst

and you're too nice tea but thank you 😄

My mom threw a spoon at me and it hit me square on the forehead

Too all males unable to chop onions safely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCGS067s0zo

watch this short guide

and your tears will end

Why

why not

future

Mmmm Maybe the bot isn’t so bad

Ive lowkey watched VR porn

It isnt that good

Low res

https://giphy.com/gifs/personal-squidward-existential-crisis-2013-zk6HuNKb9WauQ

I’ve tried all those little techniques I’ll just get a bot

@fuzzyplant watch better shit then

get waifu sex sim, it's free

Hell yeah

30 GB of content too

Damn