Ready to fuck your cousin and heel himself away

Opens the flap for easy access

Tex uses Tapout brand condoms and heelys for maximum sexual pleasure.

hahahhaah

sir that was good

tex fucks while firing 2 AR 15s into the air and skinning a deer he shot earlier that day, wearing a confederate flag as a cape and hello kitty rollerskates

I'm fucking dying

yeah but its the deer he fucks

Omg Hammond

cant forget hes wasted off moonshine @Questgiver

Who's Hammond?

You sir

SIR

SIR

SIR

@V3xxed_G1raff3 i would have thought that was implied

*reeeeeee*

Lmao

haha

That video was hilarious btw

It's my favorite at the moment

When he starts getting angry and going "GRRRR"

😂😂😂

can someone link it in shitposting?

the vapestore soy screeching is good

ill find it

cheers

And kicks over a display like a goddamn 12 year old

@Questgiver https://streamable.com/p4xjo

oh that

lol he lost his shit

Best part, he's wearing Walmart clothes.

"ITS MA'AM"

The makeup and hooped earings got me

why dosnt he think he is female again?

call me sir again and i'll show you a sir

Daddy

dropped it in cancer at the same time as nicolle dropped it in general

Good fer yeeeeeew

Thats nice

Yer mam is nice in bed