@sweatercowsandsass It's like, put the toilet roll back where you fucking found it.

@Tea Love you man take care

pizza time

@Tea Bye, hope you get fired for being a mong

@Tailed Feature i'm more like "fix that blanket under your arse... and take your bloody cup in the kitchen when you're done"

@LorneM Aye man, literally walking on clouds right now.

@Chrundle Mate I hope you die

My grandparents live 1,000 miles away and i missed them. I don't care where they put the toilet roll.

fucking root

@sweatercowsandsass You used a teaspoon, put it in the fucking sink.

@sweatercowsandsass Get your dishes washed before you leave

@Hammond_of_Texas My grandparents are all dead.

Guests are always messy cunts

@Tailed Feature whos empty biscuit wrapper is this?

Same Tailed

ok

@sweatercowsandsass When they pure scran shit that's yours

Nut

My nephew used to do that

Just come in and go through my cupboards and eat shit

Dim. Hello.

Not even ask

Just do it

Funnily enough no one wants to be a guest of mine.

He doesnt do it anymore because hes not invited up

Tailed

Can I be a guest

You and Tea can have a romantic bro weekend

No. I get stressed.

^

Lol

Stressed.

We'd go out on the randan

Tealed ship

And then go home and trash taileds living room

@Chrundle Want to fuck off

wee wingnut

Soon

I went on one of those bigass Ferris wheels today. The big fuckers like the London eye

Nah I'm clean af Tailed

Tbh I was surprised Markus' living room wasnt more of a mess the morning after his birthday