It starts with a kick. Each quarter actually

American "Football" is just Rugby for pussies because safety equipment

It started out with a kick how did it end up like this

**it was only a kick**

Nevermind the fact that it's a much faster paced game.

Now I'm falling asleep

**IT WAS ONLY A KICK**

Lorne

God I would love to put some of you guys on an offensive line for 5 minutes.

No thanks

AND SHE'S CALLING A CAB.

I'M MR BRAINDEAD

@Arabman123

Yeah seriously. I've broken plenty of bones playing football.

Listen as you slur your speech in and out of a concussion while trying to shittalk pads.

It's not safe

Offensive line?

Huh?

And die of brain hemmorhaging.

I've heard of a guy who broke his collarbone while playing american football

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Imagine wearing all that safety bullshit and breaking a bone.

Actual fucking soy boy 😂 😂 😂

Lorne

Come over and play some

Imagine hitting so daintily you play naked.

Just play GAA or hurling, if you got a gumshield and a helmet you're fine.

Sure

Actual pussy.

You wouldn't catch me 😂

Fat bastard

I understand the safety equipement for college ball but once you go pro you gotta ditch that pussy ass shit. You wanna be an athlete you act like one

there's something wrong with this dick but I cant pinpoint it

no balls

i uh

uh

Smol

nice

wee weewee

3.5 inches

Speaking of no balls, how's that dive mechanic?

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